Total Medals Earned: 81 (From 18 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,470 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/280 points)
Visit the creators' website
Sell a tower
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Beat Hanzou
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
Medals Earned: 22/22 (305/305 points)
Hit the floor
Create new life
Peek in the hole, I dare you...
Get it
SNOOOooorrrrttttt!!!!
I wonder if he's hiring?
Ride the Elevator
Get rid of the crows
Medals Earned: 11/11 (435/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a
Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/21 (15/500 points)
First time?
Completed the Tower!
Beat the game in 30 minutes or under
You've died 25 times, just like everyone else.
Beat the game in 20 minutes or under
You've died 100 times? You're fired... is what I'd say if you were ever employed.
You've collected all the acorns in the game, good work!
Completed the Jungle without dying!
Beat the game in 10 minutes or under
You have found and collected all golden acorns in the game. Good work!
Completed the Volcano!
Completed the Jungle!
Completed the Ice Caves!
Beat the game in 7 minutes or under. Amazing!
You've completed the Volcano without dying!
You completed the first tower of towers without dying!
Completed the Ice Caves without dying!
Beat the game in 5 minutes or under. Very impressive!
You beat the game without dying. You're incredible!
Burn to death on a hot block.
Medals Earned: 5/24 (65/500 points)
Break one bottle of each type
Burn the yolk butt with a heater
Play the game for first time
Make a combo of 15
Fall for more than 1.5 seconds
Use the sushi belt
Hit something from the restaurant menu
Pop 3 balloons
Break 50 bamboo plants
Eat 3 sushi pieces while hanging from the balloons
Reach a score of 100000
Reach a score of 150000
Reach a score of 200000
Hit a bottle in the air with your head
Hit the chef
Make a combo of 30
Make a combo of 45
Make a combo of 60
Eat the four golden sushi pieces in one run
Unlock all the achievements
Hit a sign with a seven and a one
Ring the bell
Fire the first plate through all the plates at the top shelf
Jump on the lamps 5 consecutive times